1. I’ll pull out before I ejaculate.
2. I left them in the car’s glove compartment and they melted!
3. They hurt me, they cut the blood off.
4. I’m too big, I cannot wear them.
5. We didn’t use one last time and it was ok, wasn’t it?
6.There wasn’t any left in the machine.
7. It’s like having a bath with your socks on.
8. I never wear them and I am ok, I’ve never had an STD
9. I’m too embarrassed to buy them.
10. They are too expensive, I don’t have money for that, I’d rather spend
11.my money on you.
12.We don’t need condoms, you’re on the pill.
13.I had a vasectomy, we don’t need them.